This move is known as " I want to park badly enough for you to avoid the spot next to me, but not so bad that you think I'm a dick"

Kinja'd!!! "Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
03/01/2020 at 08:41 • Filed to: None

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“ Plus, I have a big car, in a tiny space; feel sorry for me and go down another floor.”

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DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! 404 - User No Longer Available > Spanfeller is a twat
03/01/2020 at 09:18

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From here it looks like the Abarth is partially at fault.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > Spanfeller is a twat
03/01/2020 at 09:24

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This is why we need more people like Larry David, he'd put that pig parker in his place.


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > 404 - User No Longer Available
03/01/2020 at 09:45

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Not crossing the line tho...

Maybe it arrived later 


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > Spanfeller is a twat
03/01/2020 at 10:24

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The parking spaces appear to be approximately one tire-width wider than that Land Cruiser. I’m not sure who’s the bigger asshole here- that driver, or the designer of the parking garage.


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > Spanfeller is a twat
03/01/2020 at 10:25

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That’s the “I overestimated how close my bumper was to the pillar, turned short, amd ended up on the line.”


Kinja'd!!! Decay buys too many beaters > Spanfeller is a twat
03/01/2020 at 10:35

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This looks like the kind of space I intentionally seek out for my $200 Miata. 


Kinja'd!!! Cash Rewards > Decay buys too many beaters
03/01/2020 at 10:41

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When i had a Mini i did the same. So satisfying


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > DipodomysDeserti
03/01/2020 at 11:10

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“but I can’t be bothered to move”


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > Urambo Tauro
03/01/2020 at 11:12

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The wide angle lense distorts it a bit... Other LC’s were parked in lower floors and didn’t eat into the line.

A Jeep did eat into it tho... A WJ I think..


Kinja'd!!! fintail > Spanfeller is a twat
03/01/2020 at 13:10

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I remember being in Basel in a rented A8, which appeared to be the exact width of the parking spots in the garage where I needed to park. As I am not a completely entitled asshole, I went to an empty upper floor and parked it at the end of the aisle, where I wouldn’t create irrita tion for others. That little LC is begging for someone to park next to it and throw open their door a few dozen times (I assume it isn’t a residential garage where 2 spaces may be owned by one person). Condition of the vehicle might also be part of it.

And why tf wouldn’t they back in, unless just inept and don’t care.